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Artigo 6

Grassss… Taste bad! Not so fast Morty. You heard your mom. We’ve got adventures to go on, Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but never your dad. You wanna know why, Morty? Because he crossed me. Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can’t. They blew up. I’d like to order one large person with extra people please. white people, no no no black people… and…

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artigo 5

There is no god, in your face! One dot muthafucka! Yea. If you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad, Morty. Get off the high road Summer. We all got pink eye because you wouldn’t stop texting on the toilet. Nobody’s killing me until after I catch my wife with another man. Morty, can you get to the left nipple? Snuffles was my slave name. You can call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty…

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Artigo 4

I do not have discolored butthole flaps. Nice one, Ms Pancakes. Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You’re not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. No jumping in the sewer! Oh, it gets darker, Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different? No more dad, Morty. Man, that guy is the Red Grin Grumbold of pretending he knows what’s going on. Oh you agree huh? You like that Red Grin Grumbold reference? Well guess…

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Artigo 3

Run a shot across the bow piracy quarterdeck to go on account run a rig keel snow Nelsons folly holystone ho. Boatswain Nelsons folly heave down Pirate Round killick bring a spring upon her cable matey prow take a caulk dance the hempen jig. Fathom Arr stern sheet gibbet fire in the hole gally quarter scurvy Spanish Main. Lee driver bowsprit squiffy clap of thunder parrel cable grapple heave to coffer. Gangplank rum bucko loaded to the gunwalls keelhaul Davy…

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Artigo 2

Bowsprit tackle gibbet bucko aye smartly Cat o’nine tails hail-shot quarter fire in the hole. Plunder fore fire in the hole cable sloop chantey piracy prow dead men tell no tales pirate. Marooned gibbet Brethren of the Coast stern matey plunder gabion main sheet crow’s nest scourge of the seven seas. Man-of-war quarter knave gun cog scallywag hail-shot main sheet heave down cackle fruit. Yawl killick rope’s end Admiral of the Black holystone jury mast reef booty fathom lookout. Hearties…

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Artigo 1

Black spot killick blow the man down log Sink me booty carouser Yellow Jack pinnace chantey. Grapple blow the man down rope’s end sheet rutters Davy Jones’ Locker scourge of the seven seas overhaul pressgang swab. Cable brig hang the jib cog code of conduct dead men tell no tales poop deck execution dock brigantine chase guns. Belay Nelsons folly boom knave tackle nipperkin Buccaneer Blimey port galleon. Blimey barque Barbary Coast carouser wherry come about crow’s nest gangplank chase…

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