There is no god, in your face! One dot muthafucka! Yea. If you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad, Morty. Get off the high road Summer. We all got pink eye because you wouldn’t stop texting on the toilet. Nobody’s killing me until after I catch my wife with another man.

Morty, can you get to the left nipple? Snuffles was my slave name. You can call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white. I’ve replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family, Morty! And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll deny it, and they’ll take my side because I’m a hero, Morty! And now you’re gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Morty! Forever! An-and I-I-I’ll go out and I’ll find some more of that Mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty! Th-b-because that’s what this is all about Morty! Th-that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake! I-I-I’m driven by finding that mcnuggut sauce! I want that Mulan mcnuggut sauce, Morty! That’s my series arc, Morty! If it takes nine seasons, I want my mcnuggut dipping sauce szechuan sauce, Morty! That’s what’s gon-it’s gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty! Season nine more seasons, Morty! Nine more seasons until I get that dipping szechuan sauce! For ninety-seven more years, Morty! I want that mcnuggut sauce Morty! Slow down!