I do not have discolored butthole flaps. Nice one, Ms Pancakes. Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You’re not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. No jumping in the sewer!

Oh, it gets darker, Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different? No more dad, Morty. Man, that guy is the Red Grin Grumbold of pretending he knows what’s going on. Oh you agree huh? You like that Red Grin Grumbold reference? Well guess what, I made him up. You really are your father’s children. Think for yourselves, don’t be sheep. Not for the men they cheat on. I’ll be with Reuben in my workshop while you guys are having another day in Phil Collin’s proverbial paradise.

There’s pros and cons to every alternate timeline. Fun facts about this one – It’s got giant, telepathic spiders, 11 9/11s, and the best ice cream in the multiverse! You don’t know me! Man, that guy is the Red Grin Grumbold of pretending he knows what’s going on. Oh you agree huh? You like that Red Grin Grumbold reference? Well guess what, I made him up. You really are your father’s children. Think for yourselves, don’t be sheep. Flip the pickle over.